Hi...my name is Albert. My irresponsible owner Jodi left my cage open and I just couldn't help myself but to go exploring! At first I was quite scared and alone feeling, which caused my tummy to be extremely upset and makes me poop LOTS of jelly beans. But now a great guy named Eugene is helping me out! I stumbled upon his comfortable living conditions and together, we are going to see the world (or at least the greater DC Metro area)! Maybe my owner Jodi will eventually find me again, I love her dearly but a mutant bunny must spread his paws!
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